"I'll get to it later," she said dismissively.
Angie was the younger sister of my good friend Dylan. A few months before, she had spent a night in my guest bedroom so that she wouldn't have to get a hotel room for a college interview. Her interview had been successful, and she'd decided to find a small job here to give her some spending money during her studies.
One day, she called me and said that the flat that she'd found had mold and was unsafe, so she asked if she could stay with me for a bit until she found a new one. I'd agreed, since she'd been a perfect guest and I'd enjoyed our chats – not to mention that she was quite cute, with a beautiful rear end that was enhanced by the short shorts she chose during the day and the tight pyjamas she wore at night.
Unfortunately, she'd turned out to be far less considerate as a flatmate than as an overnight guest. She was messy, rarely cleaned up after herself, and played loud music, and when I tried to bring it up, she sassed me.
"That's what you said yesterday," I reminded her.
"And I'll get to it! Eventually," she told me, returning her gaze to her phone. It was like she was TRYING to annoy me!
Feeling my blood pressure rising, I decided to go for a walk to calm down. I had only gone a few minutes when my phone rang. "Hi, Wayne. How's it going?"
"Hello, Dylan," I replied, sighing. "No change, unfortunately. That sister of yours is a mess! I don't know how you lived with her for so long."
"Of course you do!" he chuckled. "If she made a mess or gave me attitude, I put her over my lap and tanned her little backside. We talked about this, remember?"
"Yes, well, I can't do that, can I?" I responded drily.
He was quiet for a few seconds. "Wayne, have you been dropped on your head recently? Of course you can! You DID, remember? Quite effectively, too, as far as I understand it, though I obviously wasn't there."
"Yes, I spanked her to help her sleep – because she asked me to," I replied. "I can't spank her just to get her to behave."
"Why not?" he asked. I tried to think of an answer. "Just tell her that she can either clean up after herself, take the spanking, or move out."
"You're a fount of wisdom, Dylan," I replied. "Talk to you later."
Deciding to act immediately, I turned and headed back. To tell the truth, the reason I'd been hesitant to punish Angie was that I'd enjoyed taking her over my lap a little too much. Her beautiful bottom had felt wonderfully soft, and I'd loved seeing it bounce under my palm as she squealed. Punishments should be about improving her behaviour, not for my enjoyment.
However, as I glanced at the mess that had been my kitchen, I decided that I would DEFINITELY enjoy this.
I walked up to Angie, grabbing the phone from her hand.
"Hey!" she cried out indignantly, glaring up at me. "Give it back!"
"You'll get it back once the kitchen is spotless. And you're going to start cleaning right now," I said, using my sternest tone.
She rose to her full height, glaring at me. Since she was more than a foot shorter than me and about half the weight, it wasn't particularly intimidating. "Or what?" she spat.
"Or I'm going to take you over my knee and spank you," I replied calmly.